Duck Duck Cougar?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
