just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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