you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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