I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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