He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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