just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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