Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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