i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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