downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What drink are we having for lunch?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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