He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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