I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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