i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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