What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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