dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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