how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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