I hope mine doesn't look like that
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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