i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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