Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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