Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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