Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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