mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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