My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
