Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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