Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So. Much. Porn.
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