I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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