do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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