C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Your dad touched me again.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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