Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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