You surviving the open bar?
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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