so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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