based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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