No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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