I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize