I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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