So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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