Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this just has baby written all over it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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