Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
