I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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