Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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