I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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