I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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