I want to walk on stilts...naked
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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