Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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