Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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