the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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