So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Found your dick twin last night
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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