Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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