I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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