And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
