Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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