I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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