He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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