I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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