I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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