You're completely useless in the revolution.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize